Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Why IS THE DONALD HERE?   
                   WHY on earth would Donald think I might be
his Next Apprentice?
In his infinite wisdom,  he wants me to PROVE it
to him.  Donald will soon cotton to the fact that
Vardz is not Apprentice material.

I'm very sorry sir. 
I'm afraid I don't want
"success"...at least not enough to listen to
your earnest Donald speeches without laughter
bursting out of my mouth.  Along with the bite of
chicken salad I'm chewing.  No Sir.
  You would yell at me.
  I would burst into tears.
  This would not end  well.  
  I know it's the time, and i sure DO live in Vero Beach, and it was awful nice of you to sign your name and all, but..
HEY. WHY ARE YOU HERE? Donald?  DONALD???

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